🌌 The Swamp

the man, the myth, the legend.

once tried to strangle an ogre. Only reason why it didn’t kill him is because ogres are stupid.

He once rode a giant spider over a cliff into a river. Managed to kill it anyway and swam out the other side.

He once set fire to the entire side of a mountain on accident and somehow caused an avalanche to put it out and survived skiing down it.

He once started a turf war between two gang factions because someone wouldn’t serve him whisky. He got chased to the docks and thrown in. He showed up at the Guildhall the next day like nothing happened.